Thursday, May 17, 2007

too many balls/shaft jokes for one day

can anyone teach me how to play golf? for free? and give me free golf clubs? i tried playing today and i really sucked. first time, yeah, but half the dudes there were golfing with Blood Alcohol Contents of like .7 and were still hitting that damn ball further and straighter than i was.


2 comments:

Carmen said...

I will! I will! I will! But you have to let me cuddle on you and pretend it's part of the learning process, I've always wanted to do that!

You also have to come down here to do it....so come on already.

nathaniel said...

deal!