Monday, August 20, 2007

now i know how god must feel when HE'S holding a gun.

saturday afternoon david took me and christopher to this place in springville to shoot guns. mindy took some pictures of us, then went to the mall while the three of us pretended like we were real dudes.

it started innocent enough- but one thing led to another and before we knew it we were shooting the machine guns.


I did some image research! These are all the ones we tried out:



christopher liked shooting the Uzi gangsta style:



Dave was a natural with the giant cannon gun, but i wasn't so good. the recoil was too powerful for me and it messed up my hand because i wasn't holding tight enough. BOOM!



One thing i learned was that when you are under attack by an army of Taliban Skeleton Fighters, one of the best places to shoot them is in their neon pelvis. I tried to do this with one of the machine guns, and i landed a couple of shots there, but mostly i seemed to manage to blow off his skeleton arm.


Monday, July 30, 2007

sweet baby jesus this was awesome.

i realized though how impossible it would be for daft punk to play at anyone's house- there is no way in hell you would be able to get that super electro pyramid inside.

also, i took this video of me with my cell phone during their set:

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Excellent News!

R. Kelly has announced the release of Trapped in the Closet Chapters 13-22!

i know the only person more excited than myself is cindy, who can do her web based research HERE

Or watch one of my favorite chapters (okay okay, they're ALL my favorite - but the midget with the big piece soils himself! genius!)

DRAMA!



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Monday, July 9, 2007


find out why i am so white HERE

read all about why i am dressed up like magneto HERE