Thursday, February 11, 2010

To My Valentines

Now, I'm a pretty romantic sort of guy. There are few things I enjoy more than making a lady feel special.

Now someday I imagine it is possible that there would be someone to whom I could dedicate this perfect expression of love, admiration and respect. Someone who could appreciate the profound gratitude articulated by such a work of poetry.

But for now, I dedicate this to all who have someone special in their lives- all that can glean some inspiration from this song and find the words to express just how unbelievable that booty is.

R. Kelly (feat. Tyrese, Robin Thicke, & The-Dream) - Pregnant


Friday, February 5, 2010


Roosevelt is a small town. It is very cold this time of year. It is still one of my favorite Utah destinations for a fun weekend because:

Suzanne makes millions of super buttery cookies.

Christopher is a fine Rock Band vocalist, and is patient with my severely lacking video-game fantasy guitar playing skills.

Jed has plenty of insulated coveralls and a pottery studio.

Ute Lanes.

Marion's is one of the few remaining locations to drink an old-timey Ironport- and if you ask they will put ice cream in it for you.

Pawn Shopping. Ask Elaine about her bad-ass leather jacket and new small town boyfriend.

Funny movies.


Meeting new babies.